How my brain works

Do you ever just feel like you need to blog something? Because there's nothing else to do? So you log on, and you're on your dashboard, and you click new post. And then it happens. You stare at the screen and think about how you have nothing to say. Then you rack your brain for something even remotely interesting to share, and you come up short. You have absolutely nothing to share. So you wallow in self-pity about how boring your life is and how nothing interesting ever happens to you. And then you despise your blog for its very existence. Because its definitely your blog's fault for your life being not interesting (in-ter-est-ing? or int-rest-ing?). Or then you think that maybe (Fun Tidbit of Fact: My kid's challenge spelling word this week is maybe.) if you just start typing, something that people would be interested in reading would just pop into your mind and you could erase all the jibber-jabber [Do you remember those toys, they would make the most annoying sound when you shook them? Fear not, I'll look for a picture to jog (Where did that expression come from anyway? Minds don't jog.) your memory.] leading up to it and then keep the new post...


...yeah, nothing's coming. So this is what you get. I'll just keep waiting for something earth-shattering to happen, but don't hold your breath. Or cross your fingers for that matter, because that won't help anyone.
-Ashley