Meet Kevin:
His
rugged good looks often get him in trouble when people mistake him for one of the Jonas brothers or his distant cousin, Channing Tatum. He can be found practicing his
guitar or tickling Ashley at the least opportune moment. You can find Kevin studying hard to get good grades so that he can provide for his wifey one day. He has the ability to always put a
smile on Ashley's face and has been told on a number of occasions that he is some angel descended from the heavens. And above all else, he makes Ashley the happiest girl on the planet.
Meet Ashley:
She is a bookworm who dreams of being a
rebel. You can find Ashley is her classroom teaching her students the fundamentals of how to be silent so you don't drive your teacher crazy. When complimented on her stunning good looks, she attributes them to
good genes. Her favorite looks are Ferrari, Blue Steel, and Le Tigre. If you compliment her clothes she will
love you forever and then tell you the perks of thrift store shopping. And above all else, she makes Kevin the happiest man on the planet.
Together, we're basically the coolest people you will ever meet. And that's no lie.
Are you serious? Is Kevin REALLY distant cousins with Channing?!?!
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