Warm and Gooey Treasure

Last night we went to a surprise birthday party for our friend Matt. At the party, we got our game on and one of our favorites was the Sentence Game. You basically pass around a piece of paper, adding a sentence to the one there to create a story. The catch? You can only see the one line that comes before yours. It makes for a fun reveal. This was one of our favorites. I've highlighted the different contributions in different colors for your reading enjoyment.

One sunny afternoon Johnny and Sally went out to pick wildflowers.
Unfortunately they ended up picking each others noses.
Yet, upon the discovery of such a warm and gooey treasure, they could not help but partake of said sweet substance and share tales of the grand event. 
The legend of the substance spread far and wide.  Travelers came from miles to behold the divine creation.
Little did they know that they would be greatly disappointed because this legendary substance was only a rock.  Stupid French! 
And rocks are only good as paper weights.
Unless the rocks are tied to a person, in which case they are good anchors.
"Anchors away, Mr. Cartwright!" The captain's orders had become more and more absurd.
The cabin boy was so overwhelmed with his tasks.
To truly understand what has happened thus far in our story, you must grasp hold of this very important axiom...
You can teach a man to fish, but he'll still smell fishy.
"That's because he is like that hockey announcer... Tom something.  Great hockey announcer, big weirdo creep," said the man.
"Oh yeah that guy" she said, "doesn't he always carry around a stick?"
"No" the brat said, "It's not a stick.  It's a fruit roll-up."
So they all sat down and enjoyed their treat.

      KEY

Red = Matt

Orange = Becky

Green = Ben

Blue = Ashley

Purple = Kevin

Pink = Jessica

Gray = Scott      

Good times!  Thanks again, Becky, for inviting us.  You guys are great.  And Happy Birthday, Matt!

-The Tatum's